Does this make me an idiot? Or the BIGGEST idiot? Since I work in a game store, I've been trying to play more games... Games like-

BORDERLANDS - Awesome. Super-lite on story; Super-heavy on sweet guns and killing things with said guns.

BRUTAL LEGEND - I never thought I'd say thing, but I'm not a huge fan of this Tim Schafer game. Like everyone else is saying, the story and atmosphere are top-notch, but a lot of the game elements feel shallow and not so much fun.

WET - It's like Stranglehold, but with a girl. But I did really like Stranglehold.

BEATLES ROCK BAND - If you like the Beatles, even a little bit, this is pretty much the sweetest thing ever.

KING OF FIGHTERS XII - I really want to like this game, but everyone else I know hates it, which makes it hard to play. I have to admit that the character selection is lacking, and the stages are sad as hell. Five stages? Are you kidding me?

BLAZBLUE - It's even more confusing than Guilty Gear! And only one of its many female characters appears to be over the age of thirteen! It's still fun, though.

RAW DANGER - Hahaha, holy crap, this game... Ahaahaah

CHAOS WARS - Bwahahahahahahah [link]